Dude, this one time…

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    string(517) "A few years ago, I was at a little get together, recording the conversations around the table, and someone told this story about a brother who ate paint after drinking a little too much root beer.  This concept was intended to be one of a series, but things change, I guess.  The comic strip technique, though, is here to stay.  I actually thought this up about five years ago, but never got around to it.  It will be used extensively in another old project that never got done, but has been resurrected.  Stay tuned."
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